(Parental Advisory: Explicit Content)

Thomann Music in Germany teamed up with Steel Panther lead guitarist Satchel at the 2019 NAMM Show in Anaheim,Calif., for a look at Satchel’s Signature Pro-Mod DK in a brand-new Slime Green Bengal finish.

Right from the get-go, things got, well, let’s just say a bit Steel Panther like with mentions of blow and strippers …

Eventually, they meander their way to the guitar, where Satchel highlights its cool “whammy bar,” “bitchin’ pickups,”awesome neck” and ability to “make anybody look cool.”

From NAMM knuckles (hey, real talk — it’s the only way to avoid #nammthrax) to one of the most sterile rooms we’ve ever seen at the show, please enjoy …